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The city of Hakodate, Japan has been producing official tourism videos unlike any you’ve ever seen before — action-packed affairs starring famous landmarks as giant robots that battle a runaway mechanical squid hijacked by vengeful aliens.
The first video begins with an interesting factoid: According to a survey of 100 aliens, Hakodate is the number one city they would most like to invade.
The invaders here are alien cephalopods from the planet Ikaaru, who seek revenge on the people of Hakodate for eating too much squid.
[via pink tentacle ]
Punk will never die
I’m fat and nobody likes me
he’s fat i’m fat and nobody ever liked me
i’m fat and nobody likes me
kids crap on my head
when i got to school kids make fun, some even call me atilla the hun
i have three warts on my left thigh, i think they’re just growths but my mom says their cancerous
so i have to go in for treatment and a doctor injected a needle into my face
wich actually a deadly breed of botox so now i look like i’m fatter then i really am
but i’m actually really fat, but nobody ever liked me so it doesn’t matter
you know what i’m going to go poop on my cat because thats the only thing im above
i’m fat and nobody likes me
i’m fat and nobody likes me
kids make fun of me and poop on my face
when i sit down to go to the bathroom i have to sit when i go pee because i’ve had so many wedgies that my nutsack is part
of my left thigh
so my veins are disconfigured in a way so that i pee awkward and get urine all over my face
and it’s really disgusting i don’t appriciate it
i tried to get it fixed with a razor knive but i accidentally cut myself open
wich really wasen’t all that bad cuz now i only have about a pint of blood left
some kids slit my throat so i just sew it up every night so it looks like i am a raggadie anne doll but really i have
the brains of a raggedy anne doll because nobodys ever liked me aw forget it, i just wanna die
i’m fat and nobody likes me
i’m fat and nobody ever likes me
i’m fat and nobody likes me
kids make fun of me and i really don’t appriciate it
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